A Note to Our Cherished Customers

I used to love Mr. Bill. I always, always mute commercials because 99.9% of them are so annoying. But I love the Visa commercial with Mr. Bill. Mr. Bill is the kind of person who cannot have a bad day. He sees the positive in everything. When coffee is spilt all over him, he "always wanted brown shoes." When he gets thrown, literally, onto a bus, he's relieved to find it's running right on schedule.

If there's is anything I know about myself, it's that I am no Mr. Bill.

I have expectations. I like for good things to happen. I like to be pleased. So, if you find that you are a person more like me and less like Mr. Bill, then you can delight in knowing that our goal is to please you. We don't want to spill coffee on your shoes and tell you they look better brown. We don't want to spill coffee on your shoes at all! We just want you to be happy!

Yes We Can!

First things first: I must, once again, apologize for the delay in communication. Just know that, although I, ahem, We, have been very busy, we have been thinking of you. Some of you may have already popped into the new storefront to say Hi. Oh how we love you! For the rest of you, don't fret, you can redeem yourselves any Monday thru Saturday from 9am to 8pm. ;)

So, like I said, we've been super busy. Doing What? Well, tis the season to get married in Texas. Ah, 80 plus degree November days...you can't beat 'em. Anystreusel, check out some of the delightful and tasty cakes our brides and grooms have had the pleasure to serve their treasured guests recently:

First up, my personal favorite. What's not to love about Dia De Los Muertos cake toppers?


This one's pretty cool, too. The bride and groom came in with an awesome image done in the traditional style of Mehndi hand painting. Hard to tell in the pic, but the three dimensional cake topper Christy made was impressive, too.



PDT = Pretty Darn Tasty!




Sqigglicious!



And even a couple for the groom:

Luckiest man, huh? Well, you'll get no argument from my boyfriend! (Womp, Womp)



Apparently there are some San Francisco 49ers fans living in Austin. Must've seen the last four
Cowboys games. (Womp, Womp)



I think those are pretty noteworthy! To be sure, other important events have passed in the recent weeks besides weddings.
Like, birthdays!

Cheaper insurance and better gas milage makes this Ferrari affordable even in this economy!



NINETY YEARS OLD! And still fixing stuff. That dad rules!

Hmm. It seems like something else MONUMENTAL happened recently. Let's see... it wasn't a wedding, or birthday. I remember it was something that affected the ENTIRE WORLD. Well, I can't think of it right now. Must be all the sugar.

The Wait Is Over!

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS WEDNESDAY 10/1!!

The official grand opening will take place Saturday October 11 (details to follow), but no need to wait because the doors will be open, the coffee will be pouring, and the pastries will be baking tomorrow.
I don't know about you, wait, yes I do, if your reading this blog then you care--you really care (!) and are likely as excited as I am! OK, wait, you may not be as excited as I am, but, you will be when you see the place. And guess what? I, you're humble blogger, will be working behind the counter on Saturday mornings. So if you're one of the, oh, I don't know, three to seven people who read this blog then come say hi! I wish I could say something like "mention you read the blog and receive a free cookie" or something like that, but as things are what with a small business and apparently there's some kind of crisis on Wall Street and such, I'm afraid I'm going to have to charge you. But I can say that all of you who read this blog do not have to tip me! How's that for enticement?

So, to sum up, we will be ready for your most cherished patronage starting tomorrow at nine am and continuing until those whacky scientists in Sweden create a giant black hole that sucks us all in. Life is uncertain, come have a cupcake with us!

Knock, Knock!

Yes? Who's there?




OH! It's YOU!

Have You Missed Us?

Dearest Cupcakes,

We are very sorry it's been so long since you've heard from us. We've been very busy, and we are doing it all for you--yes, you! Things are really coming along with the new store, and we're excited for you to see it and experience the sweetness within. In the meantime, we've been busy doing that other thing we do, you know...bake. Summer, as you well know, is the season of birthdays. In August we celebrated Lily's (the First Daughter of Sweet Tempered) first birthday and Shelly's (Sweet Tempered's official taster) thirtysomethingorother. And although Texas in the middle of summer might not be the most traditional or practical time and place for a wedding, knots were tied nonetheless.


What the?! God that cake looks good! OK, OK, I'll suffer the heat of your outdoor wedding if you promise I'll get a slice. Two slices? Please let it be Red Velvet.
Huh? What do you mean there's more? A week after the wedding there was a birthday party for a little tike with a cake in the shape of a giant jet-ski? Why wasn't I aware of this?



Cheese and Rice! Look how big that thing is. Okay, so you didn't want to invite me...I understand. But for the love of sugar couldn't you just have cut me a piece off and taken it home in some tupperware? Hmph!

It's About Time!

Good news everyone: Sweet Tempered is going retail! The new storefront is located in South Austin at The Shops @ Arbor Trails at William Cannon and Mopac. We hope to have the doors open somewhere between mid-September and early October. We'll provide the goods (specialty cakes, cupcakes, cookies, coffee and other assorted delectable edibles), all you have to do is stop in.  

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

Oh Princess of Moon, Earth and Sea

Each wish in Thy Name must come to be.

Flour, butter, eggs and sugar do take

Now summon your powers to bake me a cake.

Frost it and slice it most evenly

And disperse to good friends for prosperity.

Then back to Thy Castle do go and wait

While cakes in full bellies

Assure your sweet fate.

Her Name Ain't Rio

…and she doesn’t dance on the sand, but occasionally she does prance around on the concrete in a bathing suit from the 1930s shielding her face from the Texas Sun under a paper umbrella. And really, who doesn’t? (Okay I don’t, but that’s another story.)

But here’s the real question: where oh where is Chef Christy marching to? Well, you can’t see it in the photo, but way off in the distance is a pastry lover’s paradise, a confectionary lover’s cloud nine, a sweet tooth’s Shangri-La—alright, alright, you get it already.

You want to go there don’t you? I don’t blame you, I do too. Well, I hate to be a Tease but the truth of the matter is you’ll just have to wait. Do stay tuned…

Roll the Dice!

Folks, when it comes to jaw-dropping, head-turning specialty cakes, the key ingredient is your imagination. Why be conventional? Ok, ok, so you're savvy enough to go beyond the old sheet cake. You're with it enough to raise the stakes with flavor. Now it's time to double down on the design. What's the occasion? Who's it for? Go all in with personalization. Show up with a cake that defies expectation and you'll guarantee your status as V.I.P at all future gatherings. Trust me here, the odds you'll walk away a winner are in your favor.
And while I've got you at the table, let me remind you that you needn't wait for a special occasion to treat yourself to a tempting Sweet Tempered dessert. So go ahead and make the call...you can't lose!

What in the Quill?

At first glance, this little guy appears to be a porcupine. At least that’s what I thought. Perhaps—no, probably—you’re cleverer than I am and recognized it for the monotreme it is: an Echidna. For those of you who did not recognize it as such, or for that matter have any clue as to what in the world an Echidna is, welcome to my world! Luckily for both of us, Google is around. Now prepare yourself for some minor enlightenment, and major cuteness.
The Echidna (pronounced ih-KID-na) is, as I mentioned earlier, a monotreme. Remember way back when in Biology class when you learned that the Duckbilled Platypus is an egg-laying mammal? Well that’s a monotreme! And then remember how your professor told you that there was one other such mammal, but you could never remember what the other one was? Well that’s the Echidna!
There are two types of echidnas: long-beaked and short-beaked. These little critters, much like the spiny anteater, love to munch on termites and ants. They have no teeth, and pick up their grub with their long, sticky tongues. How cute is that?
Now check this out: apparently the Greeks didn’t recognize the echidnas for the adorable little buggers they are. In fact, the echidna gets its name from the Greek for “Mother of All Monsters”. Apparently Hesiod started this ugly rumor that the echidna was spawned in a cave and then mated with every possible horrible monster there was, thus making her the mother of all monsters. How rude!
Fortunately today we know all about the Echidna, and how harmless and awesome they truly are. Still, I doubt there’s any argument the chocolate cake echidna is preferable to the spiny, sticky-tongued one.

Recap:

Good to eat:

Not good to eat:

It Ain't Easy Being Dad

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
-Homer Simpson

Well folks, the one day a year we set aside to give Dads everywhere an official shout out is just around the corner. As familiar as we all are with this national holiday, what most of us tend to remember when we think of Father's Day (especially fathers), are the less than desirable gifts given in his honor. If your dad is anything like mine, he is nearly impossible to shop for. Sure, he'll pretend to be excited about getting golf balls (again), or the gift card from Home Depot that he'll use for something or other that he doesn't really need. And let's not get started on the shirts he'll never wear, the ties he has no room or need for, the socks, the Old Spice. The years pass by, the gifts stay the same. This year, however, can be different. You know the old saying: the way to a man's heart is through his sweet tooth? Or is it his stomach? Well, no matter, the point is, it's true.
This year, set aside routine. Abandon the standard fare. Forget about the run-of-the-mill. This year, be sweet to Dad. Tell him how much you appreciate him, how important he is, how you recognize the sacrifices he's made for you. Then, before it gets too mushy--too sentimental, bust out the cake! Serve your Dad first, it's his day. Then hurry up and serve yourself; the cake won't last long and it was your awesome idea to begin with.

FYI: This decadent and delectable dads cake consist of devil's food chocolate with a chocolate mint filling and is covered with chocolate ganache icing. Priced to sell at $45 plus tax, this 6" cake serves 12 people and waters up to 67 mouths.

For She's The Jolly Good Fellow!

Today is Chef Christy's Birthday. (Hooray!)
Christy will be taking today off to clean the chocolate out from under her fingernails and the fondant out from her hair. Then maybe even relax a little. A small celebration in honor of the anniversary of Christy's birth took place a few nights ago. Fortunately for all involved, except maybe the birthday girl herself, she brought her own cupcakes! (mmmm... strawberry)
So congrats Christy! Here's to many more years of wedding cakes, cupcakes, panna cottas, macaroons, tarts and the like. And, of course, to Sweet Success!

Some Like It Hot

This week Sweet Tempered had the privilege of being part of NACE’s (National Association of Catering Executives) annual Iron Chef Event. Chef Christy was given the challenge of creating a tasty and imaginative dessert with a special secret ingredient: chili peppers. Inspired by her love of Thai food, Christy set out to create a dessert a la Tom kha gai, her favorite spicy soup. The dish started with a Panna cotta (can’t you just hear Giada now? “pan-nah coat-ah”), a traditional Italian dessert which literally translates to “cooked cream” (think custard).

Where generally Panna cottas are made simply with cream, milk, sugar and gelatin, Christy mixed it up a bit with some coconut milk, cilantro, and serrano and habanero peppers. The dessert was bedded on an orange ginger sauce, topped off with a spicy papaya and mango slaw, whipped cream, and a tuile.

Ok, now for those of you who are thinking “sounds weird,” open your minds a little. Believe me, I’m as adventurous as a six year old when it comes to my diet—but I tried it and loved it. In fact, we loved it so much we ate the leftovers before remembering to take photos. Oops.

So how’d it go you ask? Well, much like Caesar, We Came, We Saw, and We Conquered. Yes Friends, Romans, and Countrymen, our dear Christy went up against the reigning champ, a formidable opponent, and came out on top. Not that we ever had any doubts (ahem. Oh, sorry there. There was something stuck in my throat). All kidding aside, it was a true challenge and both Christy and her competitor, Sous Chef Ashley, rose to the challenge. Unfortunately though, there can only be one winner. And fortunately for us, it was Christy. Okay, fortune had nothing to do with it; it all comes down to talent. And where Christy’s concerned, the proof is in the Panna cotta.

Let them eat…Enchiladas?

Ladies, bad news: Gone are the days when the wedding was all about the Bride. Okay, hold on, before you get too upset the Groom wants you to know something—you can still deal with the flowers, and the invitations, and the photographer, and the table settings…all those time-consuming, stress-inducing tasks are still in your control. Feel better? After all, it’s his day too! Here’s the deal: he wants his own cake. Is that too much to ask? C’mon…be cool about it. Today’s grooms have a message. And that message is... (wait for it)…Let Them Eat Cake!

Did you know that the groom’s cake is a Southern Tradition? Originally, the groom’s cake wasn’t meant for him but rather it was a gesture to all the single ladies at the wedding. “Hey ladies, sorry you’re still spinsters. Maybe someday some guy will wanna marry you? Until then, have some cake won’t you?” The story goes that the hopeless and apparently desperate maiden would take a slice of the cake home, place it under her pillow, dream about that special guy, and then…magic! (Sounds kinda messy, sure glad those days are over)

In any event, today’s groom’s cake is all about him. His hobbies, toys, favorite things—anything he can imagine. In today’s weddings the groom’s cake is muey importante; A real focal point. Recent Groom Alfonso Angelone’s original and unique idea to recreate Chuy’s ever popular Enchilada Plate was a welcome challenge for our beloved pastry chef Christy. Her talent is just waiting for your creative ideas! So bring it on Grooms. If you can dish it, we can bake it!

Finally, I’m sure this comes as no surprise, but the Chuy’s Enchilada Plate/Groom’s Cake was a real hit. Don’t believe me? Then take it from the bride:

I was so excited! I had visions of giving Christy a big ol' hug as soon as I saw the cakes in the reception! They were both well beyond my expectations. The bride's cake was classy, the sugared fruit and flowers looked gorgeous! An d the Chuy's cake...wow! People were falling all over it! Everything on it looked so realistic from the beans and rice to the all-to-well-known silverware packaging! Above all, though, the cakes themselves were delicious. The bride's ginger and lemon cake was exactly what I wanted, and the groom's cake was moist and decadently chocolate!You were both so easy to work with and people were asking who made the cakes and how could they find out about you.Speaking of, I think Chuy's may have sent you both dinners for two!! They have posted pictures up of the cake in the Chuy's HQ!

Thank you again!

Morgan Dishman

PS: Congrats to newlyweds Morgan & Alfonso! That love is all there is, is all we know of love—Emily Dickinson